322 - The Santa Claus Bank Robbery

Do Go On

Matt Stewart, Jess Perkins & Dave Warneke

Fact, History, Facts, Comedy

4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2021

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

The truly festive tale of the time a guy named Marshall Ratliff decided to rob a bank whilst dressed as Santa Claus. Things didn't go so well and it sparked the biggest manhunt in the history of Texas! Recorded live at Comedy Republic in Melbourne.

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REFERENCES AND FURTHER READING:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World%27s_littlest_skyscraper

https://thetexan.news/the-santa-who-tried-to-steal-christmas-a-story-of-a-failed-texas-bank-robbery/

http://www.executedtoday.com/2008/11/19/1928-marshall-ratliff-santa-claus-bank-robbery/

https://archive.org/details/StartlingDetectiveMar1930/page/n15/mode/2up?view=theater

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus_Bank_Robbery

https://www.tshaonline.org/handbook/entries/santa-claus-bank-robbery

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/609749/santa-claus-bank-robbery-1927

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0:00.0	You there boy.
0:07.0	What? Me?
0:09.0	Yes you.
0:10.0	What about me?
0:11.0	Uh, yeah sure, you too, little girl.
0:14.0	Chris.
0:15.0	Um, anyway, in the spirit of Christmas, I'm here to grant you three wishes.
0:22.0	Ah yes, awesome, I have absolutely zero follow-up questions.
0:26.0	Okay, what is your first wish?
0:29.0	A truckload of beans.
0:31.0	Done.
0:32.0	Yes.
0:33.0	A truckload of coffee beans.
0:35.0	Fuck!
0:36.0	Ugh, I'm not a slave to the coffee bean.
0:38.0	What is your next wish?
0:40.0	Okay Dave, let's be very careful.
0:42.0	Okay, not to waste this one.
0:44.0	Agreed.
0:45.0	Right, well what do you wish for?
0:47.0	I'm thinking world-ties.
0:50.0	What the fuck?
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