#322: Road Trip (@Aiapalucci)

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🗓️ 9 April 2018

⏱️ 157 minutes

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Summary

Adrienne Iapalucci and I were driving back to Manhattan from a road gig in Syracuse and we decided to do a podcast about road trips. Well, it barely centered on road trips because I'm a terrible host, but it was a really funny podcast nonetheless. Had me cracking up a bunch!

Check out Adrienne's podcast, Vadge.

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0:00.0	But yeah, you're right. If you had herpes or like, AIDS or something, I think probably dating on one of those sites is easier.
0:05.8	Easier.
0:06.6	I think the first question is like, so how'd you get AIDS?
0:08.6	So how'd you get AIDS?
0:10.6	So, you have any sisters? Yeah, yeah, two sisters and one brother. Oh cool.
0:14.8	How'd you get AIDS?
0:15.8	Oh, well, I got it from, I think there was a gang bang. I don't know which one of them.
0:21.1	I think at the end, both of them had AIDS, so I could have gotten it from either one.
0:25.1	That's interesting. I did heroin.
0:26.8	Oh, I'm sharing needles, but I also fuck somebody with AIDS.
0:29.9	So I could have been, it could have been AIDS or something.
0:31.9	I also fuck somebody with AIDS, but I don't think that's what it was.
0:33.9	I think it was a heroin.
0:34.9	There it is.
0:35.9	And then you're like, I'm not gonna date a heroin user.
0:38.9	I got it off of them.
0:40.9	Your AIDS, I can handle, but.
0:41.9	It's not heroin.
0:42.9	All right, okay, that was like, no, I'm out. I don't want to take you.
0:45.9	I don't want to deal with your heroin problems.
0:48.9	I mean, it would be so much easier in relationships to like, I'm usually fucking with a con.
0:52.9	Well, somebody gonna get fucking the super AIDS relax.
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