0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast. of ice bags. Both of the Merkold fish. It was the cabin of an airplane. He stabbed
0:17.7	him with an ice and rain. And Lord take it Friday. 1st, 6th, 8th with the 1st.
0:25.0	1st 1st 1st 2nd.
0:28.0	1st 2. 8th or 8 with a bridge on. with the
0:35.0	Riddle Riddle Riddle Comedy Store we have incredible stand-ups for you. Coming up to the stage first we have
0:45.0	JPC doing some jokes about Riddles. Oh thank you I'm gonna do impressions.
0:51.0	Okay I'm gonna do impressions. Okay.
0:54.0	I'm gonna do impressions of riddles.
0:55.0	Great.
0:56.0	Okay, so this is, okay, show our hands in the audience.
0:59.0	Does everyone know the riddle where it's like, you ride into town on a Wednesday and you...
1:04.9	The horse? The horse is... You know the riddle, sir. Okay, my impression of... Here's my impression of that riddle. That's just an example. Hey, he's for horses.
1:25.0	I'm a horse.
1:26.0	Oh.
1:27.0	The crowd's mostly horses, look.
1:29.0	Oh, okay.
1:31.0	Nay, nay.
1:32.0	Going through my note cards.
1:32.8	It's all horse, horse murder, horse murder,
1:36.4	oh, they're pelting me with apples.
1:38.8	Shouldn't you guys be eating these?
1:40.8	Whoa, shouldn't we be eating them?
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