#321: Let My People Go (@AriShaffir)

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🗓️ 2 April 2018

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Ari Shaffir comes to my apartment to tell you about Passover. All of it. Not just what you're supposed to do, but also where the holiday comes from, all the laws, the seder, what matzah tastes like. Everything. It's probably the best I've ever been in terms of not interrupting the guest. I still managed to do it a few times, but way less than normal.

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0:00.0	way before other people made a popular,
0:04.0	Jews were also slaves in Egypt.
0:07.0	And guys, I mean, I got us to,
0:10.0	if there's any slaves you're looking for,
0:13.0	any race of people that you're looking for to be your slave,
0:16.0	I mean, if I had to make a list
0:19.0	of the least slave like race I'd want,
0:24.0	the least capable of both doing heavy manual labor
0:28.0	and not complaining, that combination
0:32.0	has to be Jews at the very bottom of that list.
0:35.0	Prodame Moses,
0:40.0	wave down in Egypt,
0:45.0	and wave down in Egypt,
0:55.0	to let my people go.
1:05.0	Now in Egypt was in Egypt land,
1:16.0	let my people go.
1:20.0	A press so hard they could not stand,
1:25.0	let my people go.
1:28.0	So the Lord said, go down.
1:32.0	Moses, wave down in Egypt land,
1:39.0	tell them,
1:41.0	Pharaohs,
	...

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