I used to be able to name every nut that there was and that used to drive my mother crazy

because she used to say, Harland Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts and if joke was

the cause that we lived in, I think that's what put it in my head at that point.

So I'd go to see, she'd hear me in the other room and she would just start yelling.

I was like, peanut, hazelnut, cashew nut, macadamia nut, that was the one that was saying

her into it, going crazy.

T-B-T-L, you know?

I would like to take this straw and stick it in your ear and extract everything you've

ever thought or felt or seen or even dreamed about your profession.

I got to be honest with you, sir, the kind of work I do, I don't think it's as interesting

as you think it is.

My podcast is on life support, hey, I need new listeners.

That was a joke.

Humor is the tool of the interesting.

I was skeptical, it seemed too good to be true, I'm so glad I tried it.

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everybody to a Wednesday edition of T-B-T-L.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

The volume inside of this bus is astronomical.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host and I'm going to get all anecdotal on you.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perch Top Al Bamahill, in Velligham,

Washington, the Bay City, another sunny, beautiful day which is turning this room into a more

less a sauna, but that's not the biggest issue that I'm dealing with here on this Wednesday.

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