#3205 Regret About It!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew have a lot of Top Stories that they completely ignore so they can instead take the APM listener survey. Also, Luke is very into the TV show Alone, and Andrew considers working for a local radio station that's "as cool now as it was then!"

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0:00.0	Anger is like flatulence isn't it. Insofar, it's far better to let it out in
0:08.4	increments than to let go with one humongous rattle. Oh well yes yeah in as much
0:16.5	as losing your temper is about transferring that anger to those closest to you.
0:22.0	Well you're farting in the face of the person you love aren't you? If you ask
0:27.9	the police they will tell you that most murders are committed by a friend or
0:30.9	relative of the victim. They take place at home in the office on public transport
0:36.8	energy-cusey. Are we still talking about murder? Ahal Mahan's up the last three
0:43.6	examples were specifically farting.
0:51.9	Hey welcome to my show everybody. I know you did pay with $100 but
0:57.6	here yes from hundred dollars back to you. I'll tell you another thing once you
1:02.0	step inside this circle the weather never changes it is always 67 degrees with
1:10.3	a 40% chance of rain always. For a number of years now work has been
1:15.2	proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a
1:20.2	transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in
1:24.4	unilateral phase detractors but would also be capable of automatically
1:28.6	synchronizing cardinal grahameters. You're hungry you're confused you're face
1:33.7	a streak with dry tears if you don't ever remember when you started crying let's
1:38.7	get to the jokes all right hello good morning and welcome everybody to a
1:46.3	Tuesday edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live we
1:53.1	are living in the midst of a podcast boom. My name is Luke Burbank I'm your host
1:57.3	coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center. Your voice is like a
2:01.3	combination of Fergie and Jesus. Perched above Alabama out of Bamahiro. Are we
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