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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3204 Putting the Fun in Fungible

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2020

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Luke spent the weekend happily enjoying middle age and watering his lawn, while Andrew was out there literally busting his butt on Rollerblades. Plus, Atlas Obscura offers the dazzling history of people slipping on banana peels. And soap opera directors learn how to film love scenes in the age of coronavirus. 

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0:00.0

Not gonna wear a life jacket. I don't I can't move my arms when I'm wearing the life jacket

0:03.8

And it makes me look kind of kind of girly the thing is I have a constitutional right to not wear the life jacket

0:09.6

It's actually only bad where the iceberg hit the boat. Everything else is fine like my area of the boat is safe

0:15.2

Don't you think it's weird? Don't you think it's a little weird that it's an election year and we're talking about an iceberg

0:19.6

Who sent this up why are we talking about an iceberg in an election?

0:22.1

I'm just saying we wouldn't talk about it as much if it wasn't an election year heard the iceberg is a

0:26.3

Democratic hoax. I don't know if you read anything about that first it was life jackets now

0:31.0

We got to get in the lifeboats. It's weird you keep contradicting yourself. I will lifeboat will save my life

0:35.4

That's an interesting way to look at it, but I have a card

0:38.2

I will show you right now where my doctor says I don't have to get in a lifeboat

0:41.6

You guys can do what you want to do. I'll do what I want to do. We'll see what happens. Oh, I'm drowning now

0:45.6

I'm you're saying I'm drowning and I'm gonna die. Okay. All right. Well, why didn't anyone why isn't anyone taking this more seriously?

0:51.5

People should take this more serious

0:57.3

This is a place where people can never have to have contact with another human being if they don't want to and

1:05.8

Enjoy a live show, you know these these two were good very very tough to do a morning show this chick-chetty

1:11.7

It kind of thing, but these two have an intellect behind

1:15.6

Whatever it is there and doing I think the thing with that we want to do now the thing ideally that we would you know

1:22.5

And this meeting with is just get everyone looped in

1:26.9

Circle the wagons to the point where we sort of set a road map for a dialogue. Yeah, going for I like it each

1:34.6

Sucked so right with information. Go on, please

1:39.9

All right, hello good morning, and welcome everybody to a Monday edition of TBTL

1:45.2

These show that just might be too beautiful to live. Are you sure? That's what they said on Ask Chiefs

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