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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3201 That's The Bumpy's Promise!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Andrew finally gets his hands on some of them goofy flavored potato chips, only to find himself betrayed by them. Also, Vermont outlaws throwing away food in non-compostable bins, and Luke learns that Dixie Cups were sort of the "Zoom" of the 1918 Flu pandemic.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Now, I says here on your resume that from 2010 to 2011, you crushed it, but that's actually an older resume

0:07.5

It should also read that I crushed it from 2013 to present

0:11.7

So are we to understand that you did not crush it in 2012?

0:15.4

There was a medical situation preventing me from crushing it to my usual standards

0:19.3

So had it take some time off until I was able to crush it at 100% at which point I resumed crushing it full time

0:31.0

This need you have to be the smartest guy on the room is

0:36.9

Off-putting sooner or later gentlemen, you will eat your words. You can't be that overly confident remember baby never you might eat that mic

0:44.8

You don't say much friend, but when you do it to the point not salute you for and for our viewing pleasure

0:49.3

I packed terms of e

0:51.0

Then we're gonna bring it up with a little fried greens to the tea and then hopefully it's was sandy-be

0:56.1

Yes, somebody die in that one. They die in all of them. Good. What do you say we go out and get some carve it out?

1:01.9

I got the time if you got the dice

1:07.0

All right, hello good morning and welcome everybody to a Wednesday edition of TBTL

1:13.1

The show that just might be too beautiful to live. It's an audiophile's nightmare. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host

1:19.4

Man, that's right

1:23.8

Second morning in a row there's been a yesterday was just I just quoted Kanye

1:30.4

For sort of apropos almost nothing today. I just realized we're playing audio from him

1:35.8

Is this the beginning of his whisper campaign? Is this how it starts?

1:41.3

This is absolutely

1:43.4

Not where I planned on starting the show today, but I had this thought this morning as I was looking at his

1:48.5

His continued online presence talking about he's run-in for president and

1:55.1

How he has no infrastructure. He has no campaign to speak of there's nothing you know

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