#3200 A Tale Of Two Sandwiches

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew both played around in the sandwich space yesterday and were happy with their respective results. Plus, Luke forgot what year it is, and a listener shares a horrifying story of a 1990s house party gone wrong.

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0:00.0	Where are you from?
0:02.0	We are from Switzerland.
0:04.0	Barry, you know what? We're going to focus on business.
0:06.0	Switzerland. I love Switzerland.
0:08.0	It is one of my favorite countries.
0:10.0	I love your army knives,
0:12.0	with the toothpicks,
0:14.0	and your cheese.
0:16.0	Does the cheese come out of the cow with the holes?
0:20.0	Our countries are not enemies.
0:22.0	They are friends.
0:24.0	We are friends.
0:26.0	You have been to Switzerland?
0:28.0	No, but I have a friend who drives a Volvo.
0:36.0	I don't know what this is,
0:38.0	but Jay says it's a big sea turtle.
0:41.0	I'm sorry, but when I hear an undeserved compliment,
0:43.0	it makes my ears want to throw up.
0:45.0	Oh, your ears are always throwing up about something.
0:48.0	I'm the king of the castle, and you're the dirty rascal.
0:51.0	Crash into me! Crash into me!
0:54.0	Permission to be honest.
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