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Lifeline

32. Menacingly Terrible

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8734 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

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0:05.9

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0:11.2

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0:16.8

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0:21.1

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0:22.7

UK. We're wildly different.

0:24.9

Are you?

0:25.7

Animal friend insurance is authorized and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority,

0:29.1

T's and C supply.

0:30.1

Lifeline is an advice show for entertainment purposes only.

0:33.4

If you need real help or advice, please seek a therapist or licensed professional.

0:52.0

Hello, so. If you need real help or advice, please seek a therapist or licensed professional. It's recording. Recording.

0:55.4

James Gordon.

0:55.8

Hiding.

0:59.6

I knew you're going to do that, dude.

1:03.0

What else is cool to do with the e-he-he-he after you say something.

1:06.0

We were talking about how after you say something offensive or mean or whatever, you say,

1:07.1

E-he-he-he.

1:07.5

Okay.

1:08.5

You could go like this, too.

1:09.6

You say something offensive.

1:11.3

You know, you look particularly fat today.

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