#317 The Best of 2023

What A Time To Be Alive

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4.5 • 655 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Folks, we put together some of our favorite moments of 2023 including: roasting Kath's stinky tea, getting a surgery to look like Krang surgery, what animals have a dick and balls, our new way to pronounce 'genius', our desire to enter the NBA draft, Big Anthony writing his own 'If I Did It', office bathroom etiquette, if Flubber can indeed jack off, the ending of David the Gnome, and appearances by Alex Ptak and Paul F. Tompkins!

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0:00.0	Come forth, ye listeners with all, Christmas cheer, for it's the what, a time to be alive best of the year.
0:10.5	Grab your stocking, but don't get fussy, because they're packed with stories tighter than a bussy.
0:16.2	The presents are wrapped. Oh, what could they be?
0:19.5	Let's open our first one and hear about Kath's stinky tea.
0:25.0	This story comes from California, a wine country, you know? They make some nice, I don't know,
0:31.7	Merlows up there. I don't know. I don't know anything about wine. But I do know that someone has committed a wine crime.
0:39.6	There's a wine crime going on up there in Santa Barbara.
0:45.2	A guy, they just settled, this guy was charged because he was fermenting 2,000 bottles of wine in the ocean
0:56.1	and apparently you're not allowed to do that.
1:00.0	So apparently this is like a thing that was created by this company,
1:06.2	this idea of like fermenting wine in the ocean.
1:08.5	And I guess it has to do with temperature.
1:11.1	It's like that the water is right and climate change is making it so that Santa Barbara no longer
1:17.8	has the right temps to age the wine.
1:20.9	So I guess they're trying to be like environmental and not, you know, use cooling or whatever.
1:25.4	Yeah.
1:25.8	Like a sous-veed wine or whatever the fuck.
1:28.5	Yeah.
1:29.7	Yeah.
1:30.3	But apparently you're not allowed to do this and they've been in trouble.
1:34.9	So they started doing it.
1:36.3	It's this company called Ocean Fathoms and they started sinking crates of wine off the coast in 2017.
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