#317 The Best of 2023
What A Time To Be Alive
What A Time To Be Alive
4.8 • 666 Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2023
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Folks, we put together some of our favorite moments of 2023 including: roasting Kath's stinky tea, getting a surgery to look like Krang surgery, what animals have a dick and balls, our new way to pronounce 'genius', our desire to enter the NBA draft, Big Anthony writing his own 'If I Did It', office bathroom etiquette, if Flubber can indeed jack off, the ending of David the Gnome, and appearances by Alex Ptak and Paul F. Tompkins!
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| 0:00.0 | Come forth, ye listeners with all, Christmas cheer, for it's the what, a time to be alive best of the year. |
| 0:10.5 | Grab your stocking, but don't get fussy, because they're packed with stories tighter than a bussy. |
| 0:16.2 | The presents are wrapped. Oh, what could they be? |
| 0:19.5 | Let's open our first one and hear about Kath's stinky tea. |
| 0:25.0 | This story comes from California, a wine country, you know? They make some nice, I don't know, |
| 0:31.7 | Merlows up there. I don't know. I don't know anything about wine. But I do know that someone has committed a wine crime. |
| 0:39.6 | There's a wine crime going on up there in Santa Barbara. |
| 0:45.2 | A guy, they just settled, this guy was charged because he was fermenting 2,000 bottles of wine in the ocean |
| 0:56.1 | and apparently you're not allowed to do that. |
| 1:00.0 | So apparently this is like a thing that was created by this company, |
| 1:06.2 | this idea of like fermenting wine in the ocean. |
| 1:08.5 | And I guess it has to do with temperature. |
| 1:11.1 | It's like that the water is right and climate change is making it so that Santa Barbara no longer |
| 1:17.8 | has the right temps to age the wine. |
| 1:20.9 | So I guess they're trying to be like environmental and not, you know, use cooling or whatever. |
| 1:25.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:25.8 | Like a sous-veed wine or whatever the fuck. |
| 1:28.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:30.3 | But apparently you're not allowed to do this and they've been in trouble. |
| 1:34.9 | So they started doing it. |
| 1:36.3 | It's this company called Ocean Fathoms and they started sinking crates of wine off the coast in 2017. |
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