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Oh! Stealth help Why are zebras bad at baseball? Three stripes and they're out.

Why does Snoop Dog use an umbrella? Fod drizzle.

You're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve on the Riotcast network, riotcast.com.

I've got to touch it.

I've got to put my esophagus. I've got tohtheria crushing my esophagus.

I've got Zabola vibes dripping from my nose.

I've got the leprosy of the heartbound, exacerbating my incredible woes.

I want to take my brain out, and plastic with the wave, an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating shave.

I want a magic pill.

All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane.

And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.

I want a requiem for my disease.

So I'm aging Dr. Steve.

It's weird medicine, the first and still only uncensored medical show in the history of broadcast radio.

Now a podcast. I'm Dr. Steve with my little pal, night nurse Evie.

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