What's up, Spitwads? It's that time of year. The holidays quickly approaching. Maybe you're stressing out about gift shopping or maybe you're like me. You've got kids that are at that age where you know what that request is going to be. They want that phone. They want that technology. But, you know, they'd love it. But it gives you pause. We were in this exact same boat with our youngest kid. We want them to be able to have the flexibility to call us, to text us.

When she goes to softball, I wanted her to be able to call us if she needed to get picked up early.

But at the same time, having a smartphone, it gives you pause.

And so I'm excited to tell you about Gab. Gab is the leader in safe phones and watches for kids, teens, and tweens.

There are not social media apps on there.

There's not an internet browser.

And Gab, they were built, these devices from the ground up for kids and teens that, you know,

they want to let them stay connected, but stay safe.

And that was really, really important to us.

She's got access to the music app so they can stream clean music and other

apps that we approve and you get unlimited talk and text. So I'm a big fan. I think it's a must

have for your young kids. If you're ready to make that step and you can do it right now because

Gab is offering huge discounts on their phones and watches. The best part, there's no contract at all, no contract required.

Just go to gab.com slash ballers to get started.

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It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

A be-de-bub-boo-poo-pah-d-pah! It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. Okay, there we go. There we go. All right. We got there.

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Well, you did. Very successful.

Welcome in, one and all, to the spitballers episode 310.

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