31: Toxic Relationship Diet ft. Antonella

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 83K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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There's a hot NEW diet pill! It’s called a toxic relationship - and you probably already take it daily! We have a new Sloot in town! This week Sofia is joined by her FAVORITE cousin Anto, who happens to be producer Alex’s older sister. Together the girls open pandora's box by unleashing stories from their most TOXIC relationships. Anto tells us about the time her impoverished ex stole her car and made her perform X-Games moves outside of a Wells Fargo. Sofia then tells us a tale about one of her former Prince Charming’s and a not-so-sweet threesome they had...some real notebook-esque sh*t going on here. The girls then let us in on TWO new hacks about how to achieve your BEST selfie yet, and how to COMPLETELY compromise your partners Instagram. We never said we were the healthiest b*tches out here, but we’re definitely helpful. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIA Earnest: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIA MeUndies: http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA Hello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/12sofia Stitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi everybody, welcome to Swap. So feel with the knife, rate, subscribe and review the show.
0:15.7	Look at my merch, look at my body on all my socials. Sophia,
0:21.3	Wrangling's with an app, friends with the Y, like my picks comment on them, donate money to me,
0:28.4	give your unborn child to me, like whatever you can do. Obviously she's desperate, so do it.
0:35.7	Guys, this is Anto, by the way. Thank you, Anto, for coming in. You guys know Alex, my cousin,
0:44.6	slash producer, I have her older sister here, Anto, you're what, 27? Yes, 27. Anto happens to be my
0:55.5	closest and favorite cousin, true, so head bitch, Alex, who hired. I out of like, how many cousins
1:06.8	do we have like 40 too many too many too many and to my favorite, I mean growing up and home, we would
1:14.8	share this obviously, we were really little, we would share a toilet seat and go like back to back
1:21.4	back to butt and go pee at the same time together on the toilet seat. We would probably still do that now,
1:26.4	but both of our asses have gone too fast. Oh yeah, no, it wouldn't work now, but that's just kind of
1:32.8	some of the incestual shit that we like to get into. So just kidding, we still share a toilet seat,
1:39.2	but in this way we're both just holding each other's hair back while we vomit.
1:46.1	Oh my god, okay, Anto, I'm so happy to have you here. That should just reminded me talking about
1:53.3	being close and then we can move the fuck on, I promise, when we were sharing dirty underwear,
1:58.8	I mean, it wasn't dirty. Okay, I'm gonna give them just a quick explanation. I wasn't wearing
2:05.5	underwear for whatever fucking reason. I was sleeping over at Antos and I can't sleep vagina out
2:13.6	in the wind. I have to have some underwear on and then a t-shirt or a taintop, that's why I sleep.
2:20.4	And I need underwear and Antos, I have no clean underwear all. So what do we do, Anto?
2:26.8	I handed her mine and she turned it inside out. You're dirty underwear and I just wore it inside
2:33.2	out, which as far as I'm concerned, that's clean underwear. It's clean. No snail trails ever intersect.
2:39.6	It was clean. Her snail trails did not touch my vagina, so we're fucking close, is what I'm
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