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God Awful Movies

31: GAM031 Miracles From Heaven

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2016

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath take a field trip to see Miracles From Heaven in the theater on opening weekend. Red carpet!!! Eli wore Versace, Noah wore Nike, and Heath wore a smile. Nobody else was happy. Join them in this fair and balanced review of a story about how Jesus gives deadly diseases to young children, and why doctors are to blame. --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.

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0:00.0

And the little girl who is scared and dying of cancer says,

0:07.3

do you think Jesus is with me? And she's like, oh, I'm sure he's with you.

0:11.6

That's why he watched you get sick and lose your hair and be in pain.

0:15.7

And if he was anyone else, we would have to use his own cruelty against him

0:20.3

to properly punish him for his behavior. But we've given him special moral exemption.

0:25.4

So it's totally fine. He's just sitting there watching this bald,

0:29.1

scared, frightened, dying little girl. But oh, I'm shivering with you.

0:37.2

God awful movie.

0:50.8

Welcome back to The Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema

0:54.8

because we want to make sure that dying is better than something.

0:57.9

I'm your host Noah Luzon's and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath

1:01.5

and right. Heath, welcome back. Thank you, sir. You think Eli's going to have a piece of food

1:06.6

inside of him this time? Well, let's find out. And sitting 989 miles to my right is my bad friend,

1:12.2

Eli Bosnick. Eli, how goes it? Well, now I no longer have a piece of food inside me.

1:18.5

Now I'm just holding your carrot. I thought, you know, for a vegetarian, you get an awful lot of

1:25.1

meatball stuck inside of you. But yeah, that's true. Doesn't count if you don't eat it.

1:31.1

Peter Singer said. Well, mostly he said, like get away from me, but it's fine. It's fine. It's a long story.

1:38.0

I'm not allowed within 50 feet of Peter Singer.

1:43.4

Yeah, well, we've all got one reason or another. Or the meatball store. So tell us, Heath,

1:49.0

what are we going to be breaking down today? All right. We watched miracles from heaven.

1:55.2

And I'm already noticing that a lot of my notes look a lot different than the ones you guys have.

2:02.1

But as I remember it, the movie is a beautiful love story about the interracial same sex relationship

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