31 - Ari Shaffir
Tangentially Speaking with Christopher Ryan
Chris Ryan
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 June 2013
⏱️ 142 minutes
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Summary
Comedian, Ari Shaffir and I talk about everything from Elvis, to fat Jesus, to our private fears to advice on peeing in public in this podcast that flows deep and wide as the mighty Mississippi.
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| 0:00.0 | I wonder how many times you've been heading I wonder how many plans have gone bad |
| 0:26.9 | I wonder how many times you had sex and I wonder do you know for me next I wonder I wonder |
| 0:45.6 | I wonder about the love you can't find and I wonder about the loneliness that's mine |
| 1:01.0 | I wonder how much go with the have you got and I wonder about your friends that are not |
| 1:09.4 | I wonder I wonder wonder I wonder how much go with the have you got and I wonder |
| 1:26.0 | I wonder about the tears and true ties and I wonder about the soldier that ties |
| 1:34.6 | I wonder will this hate for them and but we're really featured in the documentary |
| 1:43.2 | that are a chef here and I talk about in a few minutes called searching for sugar man if you |
| 1:50.0 | haven't seen it you definitely want to check it out I love documentaries I've got a soft spot |
| 1:56.9 | for Werner Herzog and everybody else who just goes on and tells crazy interesting stories |
| 2:04.0 | on film but even for me searching for sugar man is is a mind-blower and there's so many great |
| 2:13.9 | documentaries grizzly man man on wire if you haven't seen that dude true story about the dude who |
| 2:23.3 | puts a cable between the twin towers in New York when their under construction complete guerrilla |
| 2:29.2 | operation like sneaks up there with some friends well the construction the security dudes are |
| 2:34.7 | sleeping and whatever and he gets all the way to the top sets up a cable across the towers and then |
| 2:40.2 | goes out there and does the high wire act walking across the things anyway man on wire if you haven't |
| 2:47.3 | seen it check it out grizzly man of course is an incredible film but this searching for sugar man |
| 2:54.2 | great movie I don't want to talk about it too much because we talk about it in the podcast so |
| 3:01.2 | you'll hear that that was I wonder a little later in the podcast I'll mix in sugar man |
| 3:10.5 | from the same record I believe anyway happy father's day eve from where I am it'll be post |
| 3:18.8 | father's day by the time you hear this but I'm recording this introduction from my |
| 3:25.6 | treadmill desk in Vancouver on Saturday I'll release this probably Monday or Tuesday |
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