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Hello and welcome back to Crime and Sports. Hey, my name is James Petrigallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wissman with No Echo.

No Echo. Yes, thank you for putting up with the slate. We had last week as we adjusted to the new Crime and Sports studios this week. Everything should be fine and smooth. The studio sounds great, but I sound like shit.

It's been sick as a dog for a week, or actually recording late that much later than we usually do, just because I couldn't really speak or hold breath the yesterday.

Scared to laugh as though you may go into a coughing fit. It was no good. Yeah, it was really bad. My throat was raw. I did comedy over the weekend. It just was bad times for illness.

But we're back and we are at, I'm at almost full strength. Jimmy's at 100%. But what we lack in health, we're going to make up for in douche baggery, nutnuckery, and just pure insanity of what we do here at Jimmy.

Criminal backleets out there. F***ing nutnuckery, I dig that. That's a fun word. It's a good word. It describes this week's subject just beautifully.

It's perfect for him because his whole career and life really, because his career is a very small part of his life. His whole career and life is just nutnuckery from start to finish. It's amazing.

And a lot of f***ing jerk off. Speaking of nutnuckery, we hope you enjoyed Wolfgang Schwartz last week. A trip into the Austrian snow globe to watch you. A little man do twirls on ice.

I had fun because that's the first figure skater that we did. We didn't go with the hacky one. No, we found deep.

No, we were like done deep and found an asshole. He's a much bigger asshole. I think he never tried to traffic anyone or sell them in his slavery for fuck's sake.

That we know of, but she is my true. I don't think she could figure out. I don't think she has the business acumen to put that plan together.

I'm not looking for her when I'm looking to put a Bulgarian girl into the go-go dancing circuit. I need to import horse to Italy.

Who do I belong to?

I need to find somebody that knows go-go dancing circuit.

I can't think of the word hammer. What are those things? What are they? They hit you in the knee? They find with those.

In a cartoon.

Yeah, they're looking for your reflex. Good reflex is going to bother that.

Also, one more thing. Please, please. Thank you for iTunes reviews this week. Please, please give us an iTunes review. We beg of you. Obviously everybody does.

No, it means a lot to us. The iTunes reviews. It really helps us move up the charts. If you like the show, if you want to support the show, that's the best way you can do it.

It's so helpful.

Give us five stars. Stay following instructions like we always do.

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