307: Ms. Pat Gets Stopped At the Border

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Ms. Pat traveled out of the country and got stopped at the border! She shares the story and tells Nikia why she's disappointed in him. Support the show, download the Ava app and get your first month for free. Just use the promo code PATDOWN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I've rolled out uni because I want to live at home.
0:02.0	I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.
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0:59.7	Hey, it's White Boy Chris.
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1:04.6	Get bonus content, a T-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's Autobiography.
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1:14.5	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down.
1:16.4	I'm here with Chris and Dion.
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