#3058: Ranch Dressing Can Kill You

The Mike O'Meara Show

Mike O'Meara, Robb Spewak, Josh Sroka

News, Comedy

4.8 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Today, Mike is a charcuterie board of content… but he mustn’t break the rules. We discuss the dumbest condiment there is and find out that Oscar loves Velveeta. Drones = Ca$h! BTW, Who is mining for gold? Enjoy the stupidity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the Micomarachio.
0:03.5	You've got many flavors of Papadillas.
0:06.2	Doritos Cool Ranch.
0:08.1	Doritos Cool Ranch stay.
0:09.9	Doritos Cool Ranch beef.
0:11.6	And create your own Doritos Cool Ranch Papadillas.
0:14.9	I did have one Papadilla that was great.
0:16.9	It was the paint chip Papadilla.
0:18.8	And it was delicious.
0:20.6	It's back usually gets twirked.
0:23.9	That's tweaked.
0:24.9	Tweet.
0:25.4	Yeah.
0:25.9	Yeah.
0:26.4	I get out in the middle of the fairway
0:27.7	and I start raising my ass up and down.
0:31.3	To the beat of hip hop music.
0:33.5	I've got a breastfucker.
0:35.6	You want to milk me?
0:37.5	What does that have?
0:38.5	I got nipples.
0:39.3	Oh, damn it.
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