Broadway, we finally got some time to hang out the other night and watch a hockey game together.

Usually it's through text messaging and you're telling me your picks and who you like.

But we were watching this game and there were some tickey tax slash penalties on the teams that we had money on.

And you told me a fucking hilarious PTO story about what happened to you in Jersey.

Just let our listeners know.

I thought it was fucking great.

Oh, man. This is when, so this would have been 2017 when I went to New Jersey on a PTO

and they were just starting to change, like, the rules, like the stupid slashing penalties.

So I get my first game in there.

Obviously, I'm a little nervous.

Get on the ice 10 seconds in.

Minor, slashing penalty.

I'm like, have a kid in me get out of the box go off take a face off

face off violation because remember they're doing the face off violation i got a face off violation

penalty so now that too now we get to the second period i take a hook three penalties third period

i took a little rough and penalty four minor penalties in one game i call my age and after i was like

bob you got to call a new team because there's no way I'm making this team.

But even Ray Shiro was laughing his ass off.

He was just like, I mean, yeah, you got to be the test dummy.

Wow.

They're going to call the game like that.

It's going to fucking back to the junkie.

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