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Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2018

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Lots and lots of calls this week, as Dr Steve is not distracted by Lady Diagnosis or Dr Scott. Topics include bent genitalia, methadone tapers, rhinoceros poaching, dry mouth, bleeding problems, and more! Please visit STUFF.DOCTORSTEVE.COM! SimplyHerbals.net Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:55.8	I need to touch it.
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1:04.9	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
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