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What If World - Stories for Kids

303. Zachy asks: What if snow got on the moon? (G&G 27)

What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Kids & Family, Stories For Kids, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.56.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Scullen joins our adventurers, trapped in the Founder’s Museum facing off against giant statues. They must save themselves before they can save the city and the world! Lessons include: Being trapped doesn’t count as safety; when facing a lot of resistance, it’s time to take a step back and see the bigger picture. This story is part of the Guilds & Goblins miniseries, where What If World characters (and guests) play an original tabletop RPG for kids and families. Patrons get access to our introductory rules and our character sheet. The dice rolls are all real and help us tell the story, along with your questions and ideas! Listen to 294-296 and 302 to get caught up on the current campaign. Past G&G episodes include 176, 181-182, 191-193, 199-199 ½, 214-217, 243-245, 263, 270-271, 275-279, 294-296, and 302. Join our Patreon for ad-free stories, monthly bonus episodes, a shout-out on the show, bi-annual mailings, and more! patreon.com/whatifworld Subscribe to What If World wherever you listen: link.chtbl.com/whatifworld. Eric and Karen O'Keeffe make What If World. Our character art is by Ana Stretcu, and our episode art is by Lynn Hickernell. A big thanks to our producer Miss Lynn. Our podcast art is by Jason O’Keefe, and our theme song is by Craig Martinson. Advertise on What If World: [email protected]

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0:00.0

What if kittens played the glockage beer?

0:09.0

What if unicorns were real?

0:12.0

What if you could fly or travel back in time?

0:17.0

We welcome you to what if world.

0:20.0

What if world?

0:22.0

What if world? What If World, World,, the What If World Show

0:38.2

where your questions and hour in the moment dice rolls inspire off-the-cuff adventures. I'm Mr.

0:44.4

Eric your host joined by Mammagema but my character's name is Swan Song

0:52.0

she's a Swan person and a troubadour.

0:55.0

And then there's me, Alabaster Zero,

0:58.0

playing Alabimahira.

1:00.0

She's a Cyclops, Gum- Slinger, and you better watch over her bubble gum lasso.

1:07.0

And finally it's me, Fred the Dog, playing Malador, the Shell's Shark Smelladin. Shell's Shark Smelladin. Why did I give myself a name so hard to say?

1:18.0

Should we say, Crab Shark? No. I like it. Okay, adventurers, let's get our question from a patron named Zaki who may be going by

1:27.4

Zach now. Hi one earth a minister I requested and my name is Zach. My question is what is snow got on the moon?

1:40.0

How Zach I'd love to see it snow on the moon.

1:44.6

Yeah, and whether it's Zach or Zachy these days, we're really grateful for your question.

1:50.0

Before we jump into our story, should we give them a quick recap?

1:54.5

Well, last time we found ourselves in the far future, in the city of Doggopolis.

2:01.0

We tried talking to a local bulldog in a flying car, but they sounded an alarm.

2:07.0

Then we were gonna go on the flying bus train thing,

2:11.0

when a weird skeletal guardian started forming up out of the dirt.

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