Why won't you date me, why won't you date me, why won't you date me, please, tell me why.

Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me, a podcast from

Medical Buyer has been single for 300 episodes, woof, but a boo, I don't know why, and it's

kind of sad, but if you say with a smile, you will have a nervous breakdown.

Truly, I don't know why, it's been 300 episodes, and guess what, okay, this is a milestone

episode, and I want to take a moment of self refluxon, why is dating still so hard, what have

I learned, what am I doing wrong, plus later we'll be answering some listener questions,

isn't that exciting? Okay, so, okay, you listen every week, so you know that I get a new guest

every week, I've only repeated, I think three guests, maybe four, three, I got it right,

Mars, yeah, okay, but this time I needed a real expert on my psyche, and there's nobody,

better than my guest today, she's my best friend, and co-hot, co, it's okay, you got it, I can't

believe I miss, I say a co-hot, co-hot, co-hot, co-hot, co-hot, we are too hot, he's large,

and in charge, okay, she's my best friend, she's my co-host on my other podcast, best friends,

her new comedy special, the first woman is out now on the internet, you got it everywhere,

also she's been on TV shows, she's been in movies, I don't think she's ever released an album

of songs, no, good, because if you said actually, I was literally gonna leave, okay,

she's here in studio with me, we spent the last one days to get there, it's the she's a

man, we did it, we did it, hi, hi, hi, hi, okay, so we're in studio, yeah, here in large

month, live from large month, cala, hi, sunny large month, cala, okay, so we're in studio,

we also, okay, it's like a crossover episode of best friends, so we also have our best friends

engineer, Jordan and Dahaz, hello, hello, hello, and Mars is here in person, Mars, hi,

Mars is truly my favorite, I love her so much, okay, an update on my personal dating life,

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