30 Ways to Use Lava to Incorporate a Boyfriend Into Your Toilet with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Behold, Tik Tok judgement day is nigh! As the soiled masses scroll through prosaic videos of cats, choreography, and cleaning materials, do not pretend you are free from fear. When the end comes, it shall arrive with righteous wrath and fierce anger, darkening the sun, cloaking the moon, and causing the stars to fall from heaven. Tik Tok shall pass judgement upon you and all whom you know, causing the desolation of the land and crushing all social media sinners to dust. We have spoken! Let it be done. To check out LoveHoney and spice up your life, go to: https://lovehoney.co/Bald Check out the new season of American Horror Story, AHS:NYC, watch it on Fox and stream on Hulu! Listen to the new podcast: “Baby, This is Keke Palmer” Exclusively on Amazon Music! Download the Amazon Music App Now! When you’re ready to launch a new website, go to Squarespace.com/BALD to save 10% oﬀ your ﬁrst purchase of a website or domain. Start your credit journey with Chime. Sign up takes only two minutes and doesn’t affect your credit score. Get started at Chime.com/BALD This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. To find a licensed therapist near you, go to: www.Betterhelp.com/BALD Visit Rakuten.com or download the app to earn cash back when you shop at thousands of stores, you can start saving today! Check out Wondery's "This is Keke Palmer" new podcast on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Let's talk about something that everybody does, even nuns and Santa Claus.
0:04.7	It's masturbation. Okay? I grew up Catholic, so I've had to undo years and years of programming
0:10.0	that tells me wrongly that masturbation is not only a sin, but it's a hellfire damnation ticket.
0:15.8	And listen, it's not that. It's wonderful. It's fabulous. Yes, my penis gets chafed sometimes,
0:20.0	but so do my elbows. Love Honey provides the sweet nectar to ensure that my self-pleasure session
0:26.7	boils to a full-simmering crescendo. They have so many wonderful products that can elevate
0:32.4	your solo and shared experiences, giving you sensations you can't even dream about.
0:37.2	It's like how Razor, except Heaven. It's like they lower Heaven right into your bedroom. Love Honey
0:42.0	isn't just a lifestyle, it's also a brand. They're the world's biggest online sex toy
0:46.3	lingerie store. They have the most incredible array of mind-blowing products.
0:51.1	Speaking of mind-blowing, why don't you check out the Blow Motion, which is a male masturbator
0:57.3	with vibrating suction power? Oh my god. Holy s***. I love to masturbate because guess what?
1:05.0	I'm my own best friend and sometimes it's just the three of us. Me, myself, I in love Honey.
1:10.1	All those sexy toys in my bedroom when we're just going at it. Me, myself and I, and of course,
1:14.5	my deliciously large array of sex toys from Love Honey, broiling in orgasmic depravity.
1:21.1	And right now, lovehoney.com is offering our listeners 20% off your order when you enter code
1:26.7	bald20 at checkout if you use our link in description. That's lovehoney.com, L-O-V-E-H-O-N-E-Y,
1:33.9	and use code bald20 to get 20% off these delicious toys. Lovehoney.com, code bald20.
1:41.4	Go ahead. Give yourself an orgasm. You deserve it, Helen. You did a great job at work this week,
1:46.9	and you're not going to get a raise. Have you ever wondered how weird and wacky the internet
1:53.6	can get? If you said yes or no, I'm Brittany Brodsky. And I'm Sarah Shower. And we have a podcast.
1:59.9	It's called Violating Community Guidelines, where we do just that. Join us to chronically
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