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The Elvis Durant phone tap. All right, Danielle, what's your phone tap all about? Okay, so Danielle and her sister Terry took Danielle's three-year-old son, Ryan to an Easter egg hunt at the church. But Daniel's very protective of her son, so we decided we're just going to call and mess around with her. That's all. This is not going to be good.

It's not nice.

All right, let's listen to Danielle's phone tag with Danielle. Hello. Hello. Can I speak to Ryan's mom, please? This is Ryan's mom. This is Matthew's mom. Hi. I'm calling because the other day we had the egg hunt at the church. Yeah, we did. It was great. Yeah, well, it wasn't so great for my poor little boy.

Because all his Easter eggs kept getting taken out of his basket by your little boy. Excuse me? Yeah, every time Matthew would turn around, he'd have one last Easter egg in his basket, and I saw it in Ryan's basket. Really calling me about your child losing eggs from the basket. Yeah. You're calling me right now. I am calling you right now because you really shouldn't be raising a thief. Excuse me doing that? Accused my three-year-old son of stealing. What's wrong with you? He is a thief. He went and he took the Easter eggs out of my little boy's basket. How do you know it wasn't somebody else's kid? This is ridiculous. Because I watched him. I watched him and not only did he take eggs from Matthew's basket. How do you know it wasn't somebody else's kid? This is ridiculous. Because I watched him. I watched him. And not only did he take eggs from Matthew's basket, he took eggs from other little kids' baskets as well. Oh my God. They're three years old, ladies. Three years old. There's probably been other people taking other kids' eggs out of baskets. Exactly. He's three years old. If you don't stop stop the madness now he's going to turn into a juvenile delinquent really i'm not fine to have this conversation it's a

complete fallacy and i can't even believe you would bother to call a perfect stranger's mother up

to like rack them out this is ridiculous i'm actually doing you a favor i'm doing you a favor

hello is there a reason you hung up on me? You can't talk like an adult? I just can't believe that this is blown up to this point. Is that what you do? You encourage him to go steal from people? Oh, yes. I send him my kid off to school every single day and I go, oh, oh, what can you bring back for mommy today? What is that? This is ridiculous? Does he go on play dates and steal toys from his friends? Is that what he does? Shut up. You have nothing to absolutely say. I know. They do not know how to raise a child. That's what I know. And you're incredibly and deeply wrong with you to have the balls. Yeah, and apparently I'm a ball. I know. And accuse my beautiful son. Oh, please. Abusive woman. And don't even...

Come near. Yeah, apparently I'm I know. You suck as a mom. That's what I know. And accuse my beautiful son.

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