I'm going to wear a regular shirt.

You guys can wear whatever you want.

I don't care if you dress up as a fucking fireman.

I'll take you if that's what you want to wear.

Anybody cracks wise, you get a bucket of popcorn spilled on their head.

What are a grown adults doing at these games?

Wearing a number of jerseys in the still?

What are you doing?

Now people can say, boy, that's just that I've done that. Okay, I think that's great that you're doing but what's going on? Anyway, the people at these games and people who make things like this you're a fucking child.

Hey there's no place in an important event like the world series.

What important event?

What the fucking important event does this goddamn baseball game?

Have to do with anything going on in the world has no

meaning whatsoever. It's a grown man playing a kid's game and getting paid ridiculous amounts of money to do it and

other grown women betting on it no idea what the fuck you're doing you might as

well put the shorts on, get a lollipop in a

fucking propeller hat at this point. Running around, look like one of the

little rascals in your shirt.

Getting your ass handed to him, except that when the game's over, when the series is over, you don't

have the shirt anymore because the sports books took it.

The fuck do you care whether a woman wears a hat?

How fucking insecure you?

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