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🗓️ 13 February 2017
⏱️ 48 minutes
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0:00.0 | What's up? This is the third episode of Congratulations. We did it. This is the first official. |
0:20.1 | This is the in history. This is the first third episode of Congratulations in history. And that's amazing. We did it. |
0:33.4 | And these episodes are motherfucking coming out every week as long as you know people continue to that's what I actually want you to do. |
0:40.9 | If you would screenshot this right now and put it on your Instagram and say I'm listening to |
0:47.1 | it. And tell people to listen to it or tweet it right now. Get on your phone. You're on your phone because you're listening to it. |
0:55.1 | And then just switch out of the app and go to the Twitter one and tell people to and link it to you know what I mean. |
1:00.1 | Help them mother fuck her out because I'll tell you what I'm going to do this until the wheels fall off like I'm going to do this until the wheels fall off. |
1:09.1 | And this is what I mean by the wheels falling off if people stop listening. If we're going if we don't because right now |
1:16.1 | we're number six in comedy which is awesome. And it was number two. And that's fine. Of course it's going to tape |
1:22.1 | off because you know the curiosity factor is like oh what's this new podcast and it goes down a little bit. |
1:26.1 | But you know let's keep riding that fucking wave because you guys are you guys deserve some congratulations. |
1:32.1 | So yeah we're we're we're I'm here I'm back I'm back in town. I went to Atlanta this this past week. |
1:39.1 | I was there for two nights Atlanta 100% I love it because it's the most Atlanta place of all time Atlanta's a place where you literally will see like if you're not if you're not in a room. |
1:54.1 | Every other room has a black guy in it with a fucking red suit or something like that you know like like I was at Starbucks and I literally saw a dude a black dude in a purple suit. |
2:08.1 | And it what the thing was it wasn't his it wasn't like he was showing up to Starbucks to get a coffee to go somewhere where we needed to have the purple suit. |
2:16.1 | He had the purple suit that was a Starbucks suit that he was there. He put the suit on no doubt to go to Starbucks to fucking have this meeting. |
2:24.1 | That shit is amazing because the amazing part was is he was not a king of comedy. All right. He wasn't fucking deal he will be or |
2:32.1 | said to entertainer he was just some guy that was at Starbucks that was like this is what I wear which is amazing. |
2:39.1 | The outfits you see in Atlanta are shit that are is like it's like the lollipop guild is what it is it's amazing dude I got |
2:51.1 | this wasn't this time in Atlanta but the last time I got off in elevator in Atlanta the elevator opened up and I this girl had the biggest ass I couldn't |
3:06.1 | even fucking believe it it was it was enormous and it was she wasn't fat it wasn't like you know she has a big ass because her body's big. |
3:24.1 | It was amazing dude she had a trunk her she didn't have an ass she had a trunk that you need keys to and you open it up and you put shit in there like a duffel bag. |
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