Howdy, my name is Wyatt Holliday, and I'm a real cowboy actor.

You're listening to the Cowboy Boys podcast with the Hebrew Bucke Roo, Shane Smith, and his native companion guide, Mack, Shaven Bear, Arthur.

Cowboy Boys is the only podcast for boys who are into cows.

Cowboy Boys.

I do remember Hot or Not.com.

Dude, Hot or Not did hurt my feelings.

And do you want to hear this right before I start?

No.

So I started a comedy.

Right before I started comedy, I was separate. Did you go to funny or not.com and get feelings hurt yet again? No, I forgot this happened to me. I fucking, I got separated from the girl I was dating at the time who would later become my wife. We broke up for like six months before we got back together

and got married i during that six month time i was like i'm i'm good looking right and then i

put myself on reddit the hot the like rate me reddit or whatever the nirvana song? No. What?

Rate me.

I thought you were going to make a rape joke for sure.

What?

The Rate Me Reddit.

They shut it down.

I could see why.

So, yeah, anyway, I put myself on the Rate Me Reddit and I figured like five people would see it.

It got upvoted to the top of the thing and let me tell you, people did not like me.

I bet there was those trailer park girls that were like, he cute though.

No, dude, they were nowhere to be found.

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