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Romance of the Three Kingdoms Podcast

3 Kingdoms 108: Battle of the Nerds

Romance of the Three Kingdoms Podcast

John Zhu

Books, Arts, History

4.9676 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2017

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

An episode that starts with five armies bearing down on Shu somehow ends with nothing more than a showdown between pedants at a banquet.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms podcast.

0:12.0

This is episode 108.

0:14.5

Last time, Liu Bei had died, leaving his teenage air Liu Shan in the care of Zhuge Liang.

0:21.3

Oh and by the way, I realized that I have been pronouncing Liu Shan's name incorrectly as Liu Chan.

0:28.0

The character for his given name has two pronunciations, chan or Shan, and in this case,

0:34.4

it should be Liu Shan, not Liu Chan. My apologies for that mistake.

0:40.1

So anyway, as soon as the ruler of Wei, Cao Pi heard that Liu Bei was dead

0:45.4

and that a kid was now sitting on the throne of Shu,

0:48.9

Cao Pi reached out to a few foreign powers and organized a five-prong invasion,

0:54.9

ready to destroy Shu by attacking on more fronts than Zhuge Liang could handle.

1:01.1

Liu Shan was alarmed by this.

1:03.4

An alarm turned into panic when Zhuge Liang chose this inopportune moment

1:08.2

to hunker down in his home and refuse to see anyone on the excuse

1:13.2

that he was, um, sick. Eventually, Liu Shan had to personally go to Zhuge Liang's house, where

1:20.5

he found Zhuge Liang intently staring at his koi pond, not even noticing that his lord

1:26.7

was standing right behind him. After standing

1:30.1

there for a while, Liu Shan went, and Zhuge Liang turned and saw the emperor, he immediately

1:37.2

tossed aside the staff that he had been leaning on and fell to his knees. Your servant deserves

1:43.2

death ten thousand times over,

1:46.1

Zhuge Liang said.

1:47.8

Liu Shan helped Zhuge Liang to his feet

1:50.0

and asked,

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