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🗓️ 24 April 2022
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by the current account switch service. |
0:04.8 | Valentine's Day is a bit like switching bank accounts. |
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0:14.9 | stresses, and that card was meant for my girlfriend, not my mum, moments. |
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0:25.0 | Lifeline is an advice show for entertainment purposes only. |
0:28.3 | If you need real help or advice, please seek a therapist or licensed professional. |
0:36.4 | Hello. |
0:36.9 | Hello? Hello? Hello? So we started. |
0:47.7 | I guess. |
0:48.3 | No, not I guess. |
0:49.3 | You have to be happy about it. |
0:51.5 | I have to be happy about I guess? |
0:53.4 | No, look. |
0:57.5 | So we got to hear, what was it? What? |
1:04.8 | 30 minutes ago. And we ate burritos and that's great. Going to give a speech. You know what happens when you eat burritos? You get real sluggish after. No, I don't. Yes, you do. I don't. |
1:09.7 | Because you're human. I don't get sluggish after |
1:11.8 | i eat a fucking burrito who eats a breto oh so you do what do you do after you eat a brito i get |
1:15.6 | you sit down i get like ecstatic you don't yeah but in your head but then you sit down nobody |
1:22.8 | eats a brito i'm like plays ball is what i'm saying well that would be a mistake there we go so |
1:26.9 | you might argue that eating a burrito makes you lethargic. |
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