3/3: Texas Declares COVID Over, Woke Pope Francis, Space Hurricanes, and Listener VMs

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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On today’s episode of Hard Factor… Pope Francis encourages people to buy clean energy (but sell stem cells), Texas declares and end to all Covid restrictions as of March 10, Scientists discover Space Hurricanes and Glowing Sharks, Insane car crash near the California/Mexico border leaves several dead, Wisconsin has a giant Sturgeon Caviar Scandal on its hands, Horrible political tattoos, China allows homosexuality to be called a mental disorder in textbooks, and Lisetner voicemails from the Hardo Hive. - 6:15 - Pat tells us about Pope Francis’ latest journey into Woke-dom where he infers that respecting climate change is a Godly act, and that those who don’t will likely die in a new biblical flood - 13:50 - Mark tells us all about Texas and Mississippi ending their Covid lockdown restrictions, and the boys share their varying degrees of confidence in how ready we are to go back to normal life - 19:30 - Will gives the details on the first ever discovered “space hurricane” that formed over the North Pole in 2014, and about scientists in New Zealand who discovered glowing sharks - 24:30 - Wes goes over the terrible car wreck in California near the Mexican border where 25 people inside a Ford Expedition got jack-knifed by a tractor trailer, and left several dead and injured. - 29:30 - Pat explores the great Sturgeon Scandal of Wisconsin. A far-reaching scheme where the people of Wisconsin try to eat fish eggs, and the government won’t let them - 33:45 - Mark tells us about some terribly unfortunate politically adjacent tattoos what have scarred their owners in more ways than one… - 39:40 - Will takes things over to China where the courts have ruled that you can call homosexulaty a mental disorder in Chinese texbooks, but in Mexico people are doing Spartacus style protests when gay people are being arrested for public displays of affection - 42 and Beyond… Wes leads us through this week’s Voicemails. Leave us one at 512.270.1480 for a chance to hear them on the show! These stories and more… Brought to you by http://BlueChew.com. BlueChew is a unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis, but in CHEWABLE form. Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code HARDFACTOR at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. DOWNLOAD the New Stereo App at http://stereo.com/HardFactorWill for additional Hard Factor Shows on Wednesdays and Fridays - FREE. Download the app and Follow @hardfactormark @hardfactorwill @hardfactorwes @patcassidy and @internbubba to get notified when we go live, and to listen to previous shows. Also sponsored http://trycaliper.com/factor. Caliper CBD is 20mg odorless, tasteless packets of CBD. Get 20% off your first order when you use promo code FACTOR. You can try Caliper CBD risk-free for 30 days. If you don’t love it they’ll give you a full refund! DOWNLOAD/SUBSCRIBE: http://smarturl.it/HardFactor MERCH: http://HardFactor.com BONUS PODS/DISCORD CHAT: http://patreon.com/HardFactor FOLLOW @HardFactorNews on All Socials (Twitter, IG, FB, YT, TikTok, LinkedIn, etc.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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