3/29/22: Chelsea F.C. Owner Poisoned (by Putin), Lifeguard Shortage Threatens Fat Boy Summer, Robot Goats & Squirrel Men

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Russian billionaire oligarch Roman Abramovich and several Ukrainian officials were apparently poisoned while negotiating an end to Moscow’s invasion at a meeting. Abramovich, who owns is the former owner of English Premiere League team Chelsea Football Club reportedly completely lost his eyesight after attending the meeting that undermines Putin’s position (00:26:35). Also, recap of the Will Smith / Chris Rock slap (00:08:07) and much much more. (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:19) - Fun Facts/Holidays/History (00:08:07) - Will Smith Slap Attack (00:20:20) - Biden Job Report Blues (00:26:35) - Chelsea Football Club Owner Poisoned (by Putin) (00:30:38) - NYC Squirrel Man Gets Evicted from Tree TikTok International Moment (00:41:03) - Japan - Kawasaki Unveils First Rideable Robotic Goat (00:52:39) - Shocking Shortage May Prevent Pools from Opening this Summer These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Sunday - Get the best lawn in your neighborhood. Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit https://www.getsunday.com/factor20 Black Buffalo - 21 or over and want the best alternative high quality chewing tobacco? Head to https://www.blackbuffalo.com and use promo code HARDFACTOR at checkout for 25% off your first order Noom Mood - Take control of your mental health and manage your stress and anxiety. Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at https://www.noom.com/hardfactor Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.8	Good morning.
1:26.5	And welcome to episode 909 of Hard Factor.
1:31.1	It is Tuesday, March 29th, 2022.
1:34.9	Thank you for cheating on the news with us.
1:37.4	Today I've got a cup of coffee full of tall dudes seeing red.
1:43.1	And then after that, it's a riddle.
1:44.9	Yeah, a little bit, but you might be able to put it together.
1:48.4	And then after that, Mark's got a little more seeing red.
1:51.4	He's upset that we haven't learned anything about tree dwelling humans.
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