3/25/22: Robots Are So Close To Giving Us Hand Jobs

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2022

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

The finger dexterity of robots is advancing rapidly and now robots are passing the peel a banana test without destroying the banana (weiner) regularly (00:30:10). The Supreme Court is popping off with the continued confirmation hearings of Ketanji Brown Jackson and the news coming from Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomase’s wife Ginni Thomas (00:16:05). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:20) - Fun Fact: A man in the 9th century was killed by a man he beheaded hours after he killed the man (00:06:29) - Remembrance of the Victims of Slavery, Tolkien Reading Day, Waffle Day (00:06:57) - Today in History: 1306 - Robert the Bruce crowned Scottish king; 1965 - MLK Jr completes Selma to Montgomery protest march (00:08:35) - Warner Brothers releases deleted scene of the Joker from the recent Batman movie (00:11:23) - Ice T gets everyone with fake robbery tweet joking about high gas prices (00:12:42) - Donald Trump is suing Hillary Clinton and the DNC (00:16:05) - Cream of the Crop: Supreme Court update: Confirmation hearings and spouses of justices in the news Robot Sex is Coming Along (00:30:10) - The finger dexterity of robots is advancing rapidly and now robots are passing the peel a banana test without destroying the banana regularly Worst Person on the Internet (00:38:08) - Grimes admitted to DDOSing some guys website and blackmailing him Listener Submissions (00:47:01) - Voice mails and reviews These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Bird Dogs - Get the world’s most comfortable shorts and pants and a free whistle football with code HARD NEWS at https://www.birddogs.com Stamps.com - Promo code HARDFACTOR at www.stamps.com for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. MyBookie - Sign up today at www.mybookie.com and promo code FACTOR to secure a first-deposit bonus up to $1000! It’s simple – put in $200 and play with $300 – just use promo code FACTOR to claim your bonus. Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.8	Good morning.
1:24.5	And welcome to another episode of Hard Factor.
1:28.9	It's Friday, March 25th, episode 907 I believe.
1:35.2	Will is off today, spent some time with the fam.
1:37.7	So we got Pat, we got Mark.
1:40.0	I have no idea what you guys are doing today because I didn't, I wasn't professional.
1:43.7	Yeah, we didn't tell you.
1:44.7	We didn't, we didn't go already.
1:45.7	That.
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