3/24/22: NATO’s Historic Cheesesteak Day, Rapture Thwarted by Funeral Home, Massive Government Dildos Enraging Indian Men, and Cali Man Steals Bear Cubs

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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On today’s Hard Factor, it’s Cheesesteak Day (00:04:29) and NATO is celebrating it by finally figuring out this whole Putin thing in Brussels (00:17:46). An Arkansas funeral home accidentally cremates a man and ruins his chances at being raptured (00:27:16), Indian sex educators are rolling with massive educational dildos (00:39:11), a California Man who stole some bear cubs (00:51:20), and so much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:29) - Fun Fact/Holidays/Day in History: Horny Monkeys, Cheesesteak and Cocktail Day, Exxon Valdez Spill (00:09:05) - Sports: #1 Women’s Tennis player Ash Barty Retires at Age 25 + Tyreek Hill to the Dolphins (00:13:20) - RIP Madeline Albright… Noted NATO Expander (00:15:27) - Gay Dog Adopted on National Puppy Day (00:17:46) - Cream of the Crop: NATO Meeting in Brussels to Finally Fix This Whole Putin Thing Funeral Destroys Man’s Afterlife (00:27:16) - Jonesboro funeral home accidentally cremates a corpse and has been accused of preventing the rapture TikTok International Moment (00:39:11) - Indian sex educators are causing waves with their new MASSIVE demonstration dildos (00:46:36) - UK study reveals that people are eating out of the trash and on the shitter regularly Cali Men (00:51:20) - NorCal Florida Man Steals some Bear Cubs, and SoCal man has a parking lot meltdown These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Stamps.com - Promo code HARDFACTOR at www.stamps.com for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. MyBookie - Sign up today at www.mybookie.com and promo code FACTOR to secure a first-deposit bonus up to $1000! It’s simple – put in $200 and play with $300 – just use promo code FACTOR to claim your bonus. Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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