3.14: Juno Steel and the Mega-Ultrabots of Cyberjustice (Part 2)

The Penumbra Podcast

Harley Takagi Kaner and Kevin Vibert

Fiction, Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy, Science Fiction

4.9 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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LAST TIME ON "RITA AND THE MEGA-ULTRABOTS OF CYBERJUSTICE": when the nefarious agents of DARK MATTERS assault a facility for housing INNOCENT CRIMINAL ROBOTS, it's up to BEAUTIFUL HEROINE RITA and TWO OTHER PEOPLE I GUESS to save the day! Will our plucky heroine save the day? Will her compatriots forgive her for doing that thing she definitely wasn't supposed to do? Find out... on "RITA AND THE MEGA-ULTRABOTS OF CYBERJUSTICE!" Welcome to the Penumbra, dear Traveler. We hope you enjoy your stay. (Trigger warnings can be found at the bottom of this episode description and at the end of the transcript.)

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0:00.0	Hi travelers, Sophie Takagi-Keyner here, and I just wanted to let you know that at this
0:05.4	moment I am planning for the next episode to come out in three weeks. Now of course,
0:10.4	it is a pandemic, so who knows what could happen, but that's my aim at the moment. So enjoy
0:16.2	this episode, and we'll see you soon.
0:18.4	Good evening, Traveler, and welcome to the penumbra. Tonight's tale is...
0:32.2	Juno Steel and the mega ultra-bots of Cyberjustice.
0:48.4	Mr. Steel, and you're just having a run so much, you're gonna push me out of Sneaky's
0:59.9	hologram.
1:00.9	Maybe I wouldn't need to keep moving if you made it so the stupid robot could sit down. My
1:04.9	wheel is killing me.
1:05.9	You don't need to sit down. Suck a bunch of candy and tie it. It didn't even have muscles.
1:10.4	And without nerve endings and you won't wheel, there is no way you can even tell.
1:14.2	We could have trapped inside these robots, or like how there's no way Dark Matters could
1:18.3	attack it exactly the same time we started our ice cream. So far impossible, doesn't seem
1:21.4	like such a hi-barrier of entry.
1:22.9	Shhh, someone's coming.
1:25.1	Another automated guard neutralized. Inventory suggests there should be... 13 more.
1:48.1	Well at least they can't see us through an insom's hologram so we can just sit here.
1:59.4	And wait, while our actual body's rotten, some cave somewhere.
2:03.9	Juno really, there's no reason to believe we'll come to all that.
2:06.6	Hey, you're probably right. Dark Matters will figure out this crate in the corner
2:09.6	is just Sneaky's light show first and then we'll all die in these stupid ten cans.
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