3.11 - Variables
Unwell, a Midwestern Gothic Mystery
Audacious Machine Creative
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 August 2021
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Anger can be healthy
A really creepy laugh
It's me
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This episode features: Anuja Vaidya as Norah, Michael Turrentine as Wes, David S Dear as Thomas Wesley, Regina Renee Russell as Evelyn Wesley, Joshua K. Harris as Rudy.
Written by Bilal Dardai, sound design by Alexander Danner, directed by Jeffrey Nils Gardner, theme music composed by Stephen Poon, recording engineer Mel Ruder, associate producer Ani Enghdahl, Theme performed by Stephen Poon, Lauren Kelly, Gunnar Jebsen, Travis Elfers, Mel Ruder, and Betsey Palmer, Unwell lead sound designer Eli Hamada McIlveen, Executive Producers Eleanor Hyde and Jeffrey Nils Gardner, by HartLife NFP.
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| 0:00.0 | Alex met Sam at nursery. They were first loves. They built forts together, shared sandwiches in high school and were each other's first kiss. |
| 0:12.0 | They were the dream couple until Sam got into EDM music. |
| 0:18.0 | While Alex enjoyed folk, first loves are kind of like your current account. If they aren't working for you anymore, |
| 0:26.5 | maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service. |
| 0:30.5 | Oh, is that a pumpkin spice latte? |
| 0:33.5 | No, it's the pumpkin spice latte. |
| 0:36.5 | Starbucks? |
| 0:37.5 | Obviously. You know I once got so obsessed with pumpkin spice, I only wore orange for a month. |
| 0:41.5 | Oh, that's nothing. I once got so obsessed I got a pumpkin shame into my hair. |
| 0:45.5 | Oh yeah? Well last year I cut outside Starbucks for a week. And my tent was a shape of a pumpkin. |
| 0:50.5 | Well, I'm changing my name to pumpkin spicy. |
| 0:54.5 | The Starbucks original is back. Go all out pumpkin spice. Subject to availability while stocks last. |
| 1:00.5 | Love barbecue sauce. Love crispy chicken breast fillet and smoky barbecue sauce. |
| 1:04.5 | Love cheddar cheese with barbecue sauce. Love red onion oozing in barbecue sauce. |
| 1:08.5 | Everything's better with barbecue sauce. |
| 1:10.5 | Introducing the new McCrispy barbecue smokehouse available until the 21st of barbecue sauce. |
| 1:15.5 | I'm in until the 21st of November served after 11 a.m. Subject to availability. |
| 1:25.5 | I have an idea, Rudy. |
| 1:29.5 | Please tell me that you're here for once. |
| 1:33.5 | No, of course not. |
| 1:36.5 | And perhaps... |
| 1:38.5 | Perhaps let's try this. |
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