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So I asked, I asked Megan, she came home from her meeting, and she texted, I'm on my way home, and I was like, say, how about picking up some dinner now?

She walked in like 20 minutes ago with nothing in a hands.

But then like 20 minutes ago, 20 minutes ago,

I looked out the window and I thought I saw her car rolling down the street.

And I haven't heard her in the last 15, 20 minutes.

So I'm like, hooray, and she went out and took care of biz.

That would be nice.

Yeah.

You had all the makings for good old tacos salad the other night.

And I texted Victor and I like, could you bring home some tortilla chips?

Because there's just something about that little extra cream.

Oh, you got to have the tortilla chip.

And he walks in the door empty-handed.

I said, are you, you didn't get my text?

Oh, no, I have my phone inside.

Come on, man.

Check those fucking texts, man.

Oh, man.

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