295. G&G 24: The Riddle Rocks

What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Kids & Family, Stories For Kids, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.5 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2023

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Searching for their next clue, Alabama, Malador, and Swansong discover a mysterious cave full of puzzles and traps. Lessons include: Getting things wrong is a great way to learn; sharing our frustrations can make them easier to move past. Join our Patreon for G&G intro rules, ad-free stories, monthly bonus episodes, a shout-out on the show, bi-annual mailings, and more! patreon.com/whatifworld This story is part of the Guilds & Goblins miniseries, where What If World characters (and guests) play an original tabletop RPG for kids and families. Patrons get access to our introductory rules and our character sheet. The dice rolls are all real and help us tell the story, along with your questions and ideas! Start at 294 to get caught up on the latest adventure. Past G&G episodes include: 176, 181-182, 191-193, 199-199 ½, 214-217, 243-245, 263, 270-271, and 275-279. Subscribe to What If World wherever you listen: link.chtbl.com/whatifworld. The Riddles for episodes 295-296 are from: weareteachers.com What If World is made by Eric and Karen O'Keeffe. Our character art is by Ana Stretcu, and our episode art is by Lynn Hickernell. A big thanks to our producer Miss Lynn. Our podcast art is by Jason O’Keefe, and our theme song is by Craig Martinson. Advertise on What If World: [email protected]

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0:00.0	What if kittens played the glockage beer?
0:09.0	What if unicorns were real?
0:12.0	What if you could fly? The Corns were real.
0:13.0	What if you could fly or travel back in time?
0:17.0	We welcome you to what if world.
0:20.0	What if world?
0:22.0	What if world? World. Hey there folks and welcome back to Kilds and Goblins, the What If World Show,
0:38.4	were your questions and our real life in the moment dice roles create off-the-cuff adventures.
0:44.9	I'm Mr Eric, your host and Guildmaster.
0:48.2	Joined today by Mamma Jama.
0:50.0	Yes, but my character is named Swan Song, the beautiful old Swan Troubadour.
0:57.2	And then there's my friend Fred the dog.
1:00.0	And I'm playing Malador, the Shell Shark,
1:04.0	Smelladin, who uses the power of scent
1:08.0	and also the power of being a giant sea monster
1:12.0	who can walk on land. And'm Alabaster Zero, but my character is Alabama
1:18.0	Hera.
1:19.0	She's a root and tooten gum sl, whose chewy pink gum lasso and whip can wrap you up,
1:27.0	Stickety quick.
1:28.0	Thank you, adventurers.
1:30.0	Now our question for today would be a bit of a secret to give to you now, so we'll play it at the end.
1:37.0	And we'll start with a quick recap instead.
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