294. G&G 23: What if every time I sneezed, someone disappeared?

What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Kids & Family, Stories For Kids, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.5 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2023

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

People across Berend are mysteriously disappearing, and Swansong must recruit her old friends to help. We’ll meet Alabama Hera, the Cyclops Gum Slinger (yes, GUM!), and Malodor, the Crab-Shark Smelladin. Can they use the powers of bubble gum and smelly stuff to save the day? Lessons include: There’s usually a way to simplify a game so that everyone can play; de-escalating can help keep yourself and others safe This story is part of the Guilds & Goblins miniseries, where What If World characters (and guests) play an original tabletop RPG for kids and families. Patrons get access to our introductory rules and our character sheet. The dice rolls are all real and help us tell the story, along with your questions and ideas! Listen to all G&G episodes: 176, 181-182, 191-193, 199-199 ½, 214-217, 243-245, 263, 270-271, and 275-279. Join our Patreon for G&G intro-rules, ad-free stories, monthly bonus episodes, a shout-out on the show, bi-annual mailings, and more! patreon.com/whatifworld Subscribe to What If World wherever you listen: link.chtbl.com/whatifworld. What If World is made by Eric and Karen O'Keeffe. Our character art is by Ana Stretcu, and our episode art is by Lynn Hickernell. A big thanks to our producer Miss Lynn. Our podcast art is by Jason O’Keefe, and our theme song is by Craig Martinson.

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0:00.0	What if kittens played the glockage beer?
0:09.0	What if unicorns were real?
0:12.0	What if you could fly? The Corns were real.
0:13.0	What if you could fly or travel back in time?
0:17.0	We welcome you to what if world.
0:20.0	What if world?
0:22.0	What if world?
0:24.0	world, this is what if world.
0:29.0	Hey there folks and welcome back to Guilds and Goblins! The What If World Show
0:39.2	where your questions and our real life in the moment dice rolls create off-the-cuff adventures.
0:46.0	I'm Mr Eric, your guild master, and I'm joined today by Mamma Jama.
0:51.0	But you can all call me Swan song, honk.
0:55.8	Yes, I'm a Swan troubadour.
0:58.4	Who's music can inspire the masses?
1:01.8	And, um, Mama Jem, is anyone else coming today?
1:05.2	I thought maybe your whole family would be here.
1:07.8	Uh, no, they all wanted to play a game together, and there was like eight players in the game lasted for six hours and I fell asleep.
1:16.0	Oh. So I found two other people who could join us for a game.
1:21.0	Well great, who are they?
1:22.0	Hey Mr. Eric, nice to see you. Oh friend you're going to play
1:27.4	G and g? Yeah I know it's going to be hard for me to roll the dice with my tongue
1:32.0	without also eating them but I'll figure it out.
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