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It's starting to smell a fucking amazing in here.

Right?

She's making crab cakes.

She's making crab cakes.

Oh, snap.

And I was like, eh, yeah. I love crab cakes. Smells so good, girl. It's fine. Now that I found a friend. At first, it reminds me, like, almost the smell of really good, like, well-cooked pasta. You know, like, like, noodles. Yeah, sure. Like, they've been, like, overcooked a little bit, which I love, but true pot. You like overcooked? Yeah, I like them like a little soft. Oh, you got to go dente. I do now, but I don't like them. I mean, there's a fine line between the mushy and the Aldante. Almost like, I do dig the mushy. His name's not Al Dante.

It's Al dente.

A.

And B.

Okay.

Are you ready to be wrong?

Yeah, I'm ready.

It's Aldante.

No, it's not El Dante.

Now, are you ready to be wrong is more the question.

Can we get rolling? Because if you're going to test my authority, then we need to be recording. You should because this would be great egg material. Yeah, exactly. It's recording. Yeah, I figured. And recording. Okay, so we're live back here with Mark is wrong. Mark, take it away. Well, Lisa, how would you say it? It's okay. I truly do say Aldente. El Dente. You know why? Because that's what it is, Mark. I'm not trying to be testing. I'm looking it up. I'm not trying to be a D. If you're going to get nippy. And how do you say you say it? Eldente. It's an E. It is not an E. It's an A. It's because it's about the teeth. Adente. Eldente. Because it's to the tooth. Dente. Dente. Yes. Are you looking it up on marks always right.com? Because that is not necessarily accurate. If Google is that same website, then yes. Google says it's D-A-N. It is Al Dente. Yes. So, you know, maybe I was wrong and I am sorry. We were both half right and half wrong. No, I'm not sure that's it at all. You said Al. You said L and I said Al. No, no, no. You can call me, Al. Now you can rewind the tape.

Now you know why I'm so obsessive about are we recording because this kind of

bullshit of fake news is not going to fly here, Chan.

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