29: The Magic of Cartoons

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2017

⏱️ 78 minutes

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GET THE JACK OFF SHIRT: https://www.teespring.com/jack-off-characters GET THE BOARDWALK BURGER SHIRT: https://www.teespring.com/bored-burgers PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCHANDISE: http://store.theofficialpodcast.com SHIRTS: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/theofficialchannel Four close man friends gather around to discuss magic and rocket power. Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/HuggbeesTLN Charlie: https://twitter.com/CharityCr1TiKaL Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan The Official Podcast: Website: http://theofficialpodcast.com Facebook: https://facebook.com/theofficialonline SubReddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOfficialPodcast Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/podcast/the-official-podcast Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/officialpodcast Twitch: https://twitch.tv/theofficialchannel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to this week's episode of the official podcast. I'm here with my best friends in the world.
0:22.9	Charlie, Andrew and Kai, please introduce yourselves to the audience.
0:27.4	Hi, everyone. Four time heavyweight world champion in procrastination. Hello.
0:34.0	Uncontested still raining. I own far more sex toys than I should. My name is Andrew.
0:40.3	How many sex toys do you own? I think like seven, eight now.
0:44.1	Are you? Really? Why are they? Yeah, catalog them. Yeah, they're just like the fucking things you
0:49.6	fuck. What? Flashlights? Yeah. Have you ever seen a different flashlight? No, I'm kidding. I have one.
0:59.0	That's much more reasonable. I figured why not. There it's all right. I figured why not.
1:07.0	Of course. I meticulously got some paper mache and stuck it on overnight.
1:11.8	Bird feathers. Both in and out of the hole to get that nice textured feel.
1:16.8	Well, I'm sure you could get a third flashlight. Anyway, you don't have to concoct your own. I think bad dragon or really one of those
1:24.3	companies makes them. Yeah, bad dragon. Blizzard vagina feel. The one we all all want.
1:31.8	Who are you? I heard a voice there. Is that Charlie Chucky? Who are you? My name is Charlie. I keep up
1:39.2	with cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin and Ethereum now. Oh boy, howdy. Do you keep up with them?
1:44.8	It's very interesting. Are you a hacker? It is. No, no, no, no, it's just a hobbyist.
1:51.2	How'd you get into it? Tell us your story. Andrew said to me one day, Charlie, I bought a Bitcoin and I
1:57.4	said, Andrew, what's a Bitcoin? He said, boy, howdy. It's called just like me. All right. He recorded
2:04.7	my voice. Now you tell the story. Okay. So one day I said Charlie, I bought a Bitcoin and he said,
2:11.6	what's a Bitcoin? And I said, boy, howdy. No, I don't. I don't. I don't know. I fucked your
2:17.2	stuff. Well, the big exactly. And then I was done gluing the fur in it and then I filled it with
2:22.0	Bitcoin's. No, so my coworkers weren't super in the Bitcoin's in crypto. So eventually I caved and
2:29.6	started doing it. And I was like, oh, this is actually kind of fun. So I brought Charlie in on it.
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