29 Best Aviation Jokes and Pilot Jokes – M&R Joke Hour
Aviation News Talk podcast
Glass Cockpit Publishing
4.8 • 730 Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2017
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
We asked listeners to the Aviation News Talk podcast to send us their favorite aviation joke or pilot joke. What we learned is this: pilots have a good sense of humor! Most people are involved in aviation to have fun, and nothing lightens up an airplane cockpit like a good aviation joke! We found some great jokes and this show is a compilation of the best aviation jokes we could find. So sit back, relax and have fun listening to the show. And if you like the jokes, feel free to share with others, or post your own favorite jokes for me on Google+ or Twitter. And remember, have fun and keep the blue side up! Click here for the listener survey. Tell us what flight planning tools you use when planning a longer flight. Please visit my new Patreon page and make a contribution to help me with my goal of improving the AviationNewsTalk.com website. You can Dictate a listener question from your phone and I’ll try to answer it on a future show, or send an email.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, that's good. That's good. That's good. I like it. My favorite one of all times. |
| 0:10.5 | Okay. All right. Hello, and thank you for joining us for a special edition of Aviation News Talk that we call the M&R joke hour. |
| 0:18.5 | Generally on the show, we try to educate and inform you, but today the goal is strictly |
| 0:22.7 | to entertain you in celebration of the Labor Day weekend. |
| 0:26.3 | So fasten your seat belts, because the M&R joke hour starts now. Welcome to Aviation News Talk, where we laugh about general aviation. |
| 0:50.0 | I'm Max Truscott. Hey, if you're new to the show, check out last week's show on how to survive a takeoff crash when the ailerons are reversed. |
| 0:57.9 | We talked with a pilot who recently survived just that kind of accident, and you'll want to hear his advice. |
| 1:03.0 | Next week, we'll be back to our regular show of news, information, and safety tips for pilots. |
| 1:08.6 | But today's show is all about having a few laughs. And just a tip, |
| 1:12.6 | sometimes at the end of our show, after the music ends, you'll find bloopers. And today we have |
| 1:17.8 | lots of them. So make sure you listen to the very end. Now let's get started. All right, |
| 1:23.2 | something is different on this episode. And it's the hour we have been waiting for. It's the |
| 1:27.3 | Eminre joke hour. That's right, M is for the hour we have been waiting for. It's the Emin R joke hour. |
| 1:28.8 | That's right, M is for me, Max. |
| 1:30.6 | R is for Rob Mark, and this is the hour where we tell you the jokes that you have sent in, |
| 1:35.2 | plus a few that we found on the Internet. |
| 1:37.6 | So now that we've got that all out in front of us, and having said that, do you have any kind of disclaimer, |
| 1:42.2 | Rob you'd like to give the audience? |
| 1:48.6 | No, I think that if you're offended by the first one, stand by it gets worse. |
| 1:51.2 | And that is exactly the disclaimer. |
| 1:55.1 | If you're someone who's easily offended and you don't like jokes that might go to the edge, |
| 1:56.6 | this is not your episode. |
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