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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be
0:06.8	wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain
0:13.0	that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching
0:18.7	their peak in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather.
0:25.6	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.7	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:31.4	Why'd you buy pre-wrip pants?
0:33.8	Because it looked cool when I got them.
0:34.9	But now it doesn't.
0:36.6	Now it looks like I got in a fight.
0:39.5	Matt, why are we wearing gray sweatpants and green socks? Oh, look at us matching.
0:40.7	Wow.
0:41.6	Didn't even plan on it.
0:43.1	And then you're matching your couch and he's matching his couch.
0:45.8	Whoa.
0:47.0	What the hell is going on?
0:48.8	Turn off these cameras.
0:49.8	She's back.
0:50.8	Do you put anything in your cargo pants?
0:53.8	I always use my cargo pants.
0:55.7	What do we put in there?
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