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that being said let's go to headline number one headline reads Dave Chappelle attacked on stage at Hollywood Bowl by audience member armed with weapon so

comedian Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage and the guy had a fake gun that had a real knife inside this happened just Tuesday night last night at the Hollywood Bowl the comic 48 was performing as part of the Netflix is a joke

festival when the mayhem unfolded around 10 45 p.m. toward the end of the standup show according to witnesses shocking video footage shows Dave Chappelle standing on stage as an audience member identified by authorities as I zeal

23 years old charges and slam some to the floor seconds later the attacker was tackled by security here's a quick clip the pretty hard fucking hit is now you hit

mother fuckers when you played that's why you ain't so playing that was the weakest fucking hit I've ever seen in my life what's

Dave should tell way 160 fucking down through Jesus Christ dude that's lower your fucking shoulder drive through your hips everybody knows

this shit that was the weakest I think he can tell you fucking hit people know that I'm what the fuck you talking about

I mean I didn't really hit people I was on off I am afraid of you dude that's a week as shit that that's how you hit people

I'm I need new security guys we got talking about some shit hold on how do you get on stage that's the thing you have allowed that

in a fuck now fuck now how when we have we we've been out speaking quite a few times right yeah every time like I'm I don't go far from the stage

I'm literally usually right behind you yeah you just can't see me yeah there's a couple of different flaws here right there's a couple of things

that should have been addressed let's address this too not only can this beta pussy male can't tackle all right

he he puts a fake gun with a real knife yeah like what are you guys thinking bro California I don't know what he's like what's going on here dude yeah I don't know I

know it's definitely weird man but here's it you know what I got on air that you thought that was a good hit that's all I need

a week in the show because I can replay that clip for the rest of time bullshit yeah look you want to know how DJ hit people

Keith look at that shit is that it yeah I mean dude it didn't have a nice noise maybe that's what it was I don't know

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