286: Abigail (Cruise Ship Killers)

I Think Not!

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 11.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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A teacher goes on a cruise with her husband where they try to save their marriage. Unfortunately, their week together comes to a tragic end when her body falls from the upper deck.

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0:00.0	Well, I haven't vape since Sunday, and I'm fine. I am totally fine. I feel fine. I am fine.
0:06.6	You literally just... Okay.
0:08.9	Hello, everyone, and welcome to I Think Not, the podcast where we are fine.
0:26.9	We're great and not grumpy, and everything's good and fine.
0:31.3	Okay, we're the podcast that recaps your favorite true crime TV shows.
0:36.6	Notice we did not say the best true crime TV shows. That is right. We said your favorite true crime TV shows. See, when we set off on this little podcast adventure, we were like, let's let the people decide. We're people pleasers. They won't lead us astray. You've let us astray many, many times. Not many, many times, but a lot of y'all piped up and said, ooh, cruise ship killers.
0:57.1	And I'm like, are you mad at us?
0:58.8	Because this show is fucking stupid.
1:01.7	By the way, interrupting Joey's vape detox, my name is Ellen Marsh, and across from me is a very grumpy but very adorable Joey Taranto. How are you my love?
1:14.2	Other than the obvious. Yeah, fuck all of y'all. I'm fine. I'm good. I have lollipops. I have gum.
1:20.5	You know, it's just life is not fair. My mom died and I have to stop doing my favorite thing, which is maybe.
1:25.6	Lollipops and gumberries.
1:28.0	If anyone gets that, I love you.
1:30.1	You all, don't forget, we are here every Wednesday in your general feed, but if you're
1:34.5	thinking to yourself, you know what, it's about to be fall and Ellen hates the cold,
1:39.4	how about I have a little bit more of them in your ears?
1:42.0	We have so much bonus content.
2:02.4	Like, it's actually embarrassing how much bonus content we have over on the Patreon at this point. Yep. For as little as $5 a month, you can get four bonus episodes, as well as access to a ton of community events. You can find all that and more at patreon.com slash I think not. And even if that's not for you, that's okay. We love you. We'll see you here every Wednesday for free yapping in your ears. You're cute. I'm okay. And I just want to say one of the
2:07.9	events, if you go and take a look, is our quarterly paint party. And our resident artist down bitch,
2:13.8	Katie from I Can Paint and I have been cooking up a really different, really cool
2:20.6	project. I'm just saying paint, glitter, and modgepodge. That's what's coming at you. That's
2:25.6	coming really soon. We announce all our community events on. We have a movie night coming up. We
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