One pound doesn't buy you much.

You could get a pack of chewing gum.

Or four, five or super reliable broadband

that gives you all the speeds you need

for online shopping, designer gear,

swapping holiday, booking, and fake-way cooking,

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so you can forget buffering, freezing, glitching or arguing.

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from less than one pound a day.

Winds are staying in with BT.

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from $31.99 for month, 25% supply.

Well, good evening, little masters,

and welcome to episode 283 of the Prancing Pony podcast,

where I bid farewell to the nerd of the rings.

His service has been short, and now it is drawing to an end.

I see, and I should just now go and die,

and what way seems best to me.

That's what you want, man.

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