281: Stranger in my House (Who the Bleep Did I Marry)

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 11.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Andie Nash is devastated when the man she has been dating, Simon Reid, vanishes mysteriously and she starts to get suspicious.

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0:00.0	Well, we've tormented Harris with Disney World. Next up, Universal Studios?
0:04.7	Yeah, I can't wait. Wait, you said there was a new park. What's the new park? It's called, ooh, Universal's got a new park.com. I have no idea. But I hear it's wonderful. Well, all I know is you said you wanted to go to it, so I thought you knew what was there. Yeah, listen, I'm going to put Harris on that Hagrid's ride and I'm going to watch it.
0:23.0	Shoot her to the moon.
0:23.9	I can't wait.
0:47.1	Hello, everyone. And welcome to I think not the podcast where we don't know what day it is, what time it is, where we're going tomorrow, but we're here and we're queer, get used to it.
0:47.5	Yeah.
0:54.2	I am your host, Ellen Marsh, and across from me is my better half, Joey Taranto.
0:53.5	And we're here recapping all of your favorite true crime TV shows. You know what? Even if they're not your favorite, we're going to recap them. Yeah, you know, who the bleep did I marry is out here telling tall tales, telling crazy stories. Y'all don't fall in love because from what I've learned on this show, it will ruin your life. If anyone asks you, hey, do you have any plans on getting married?
1:10.8	Just say, no, I have seen who the bleep and it looks bleak. Oh, I'm a rapper. Look at you. L.L. Cool J. over here. Yeah, listen, the best advice I can give you is don't fall in love, especially if you find yourself in a relationship with a demon twink who loves Broadway. Don't do it.
1:11.7	Okay. Yeah, listen, the best advice I can give you is don't fall in love, especially if you find yourself in a relationship with a demon twink who loves Broadway.
1:30.0	Don't do it.
1:31.0	Okay.
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