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The star attraction, the one you came to see, ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, Ms. Judy Gold. Hi Lauren.

Hi, I boss.

Listen, welcome to Kill me now with Judy Gold.

Thanks. And,, we have two very excellent guests today.

We do. But I have to tell you, today sucks for two reasons. Well three I

fucking hate ISIS they're annoying the shit enemy I can't

fucking take it get shut the fuck up. Go fucking kill yourself somewhere.

Yeah. Okay, I hate them. I have to deal with that shit now. Okay? Henry calls me because he broke his

brother you know he's in the frat his brothers

bonged by mistake and he needs three hundred dollars

so as he's telling me this i'm eating a banana and i didn't have my phone in the case

and i dropped the phone so he broke a bong and I broke the fucking screen on my phone for the third time.

Who owes who $300?

He owes the guy because the key was holding on to the bong for the guy and you know and like what kind of

mother am I I I'm like okay Henry don't worry about it we'll get the

three hundred dollars you're the kind of mother that your son can call you and tell you that he broke

a bomb. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I guess so. I'm so proud of him. All right, so, and then I got on the subway and I can't take it anymore.

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