Hello, Gary Lednika here with Alan Shira and Michael Richards to say the match of the day top 10 podcast is back

We'll be ranking our footballing top 10s and debiting. It was right. Well, it's don't be me. Not a champ, it's Gary

First season wonders to goalkeeping blunders. Nothing is off the table. You had a few blunders in your day. Did you Gary?

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BBC sounds music radio podcasts when I picture people who get university degrees in prison

I have the stereotypical image of a highly intelligent psychopath who wants to game the system like a

Person studying law in order to come up with better grounds of appeal or psychology to learn how to better manipulate people

I basically picture some sort of movie villain sitting in their cubicle in their cell cubicle

It feels the same doesn't it

Yeah, so I was sitting in their cell cubicle whatever

And just studying in order to better be a better criminal basically

But I recently shouted at the thought when I realized when I basically give it two seconds thought and realized that if I ever went to prison

I 100% would do another degree. Yeah, but you don't even have to go to prisons to get another degree

You just have to get stuck in lockdown

You're doing a new degree right now, right? Your masters in queer history. Yes

The only one in the world at Goldsmiths University and at the end of this it means that I won't just be queer

I'll be a master of queer. I think you'll end up having to battle that with Judy Garland

You mean the Elvis of the homosexuals exactly. Yeah, and I'm not alone

I mean you also started higher education during lockdown. You started a course at the open university, right? Yeah

Sounds up. Nothing has really changed since I left school

Essay and I would still rather do anything other than study

Right, and I mean it's so hard to find a quiet space for lessons when you have a dog

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