Hey happy campers!

Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.

And is week 28 here at Camp Shady.

Can you believe that?

I know, Campers, and we have some really difficult news. As some of you know, we never expected to go on this long because

Camp Shady Birch is only a two-week camp and we're on week 28 campers and none of your parents have come back to pick you up.

Not a single one.

We're getting new campers every single week, but this isn't, where are the parents?

We haven't gotten paged, we haven't got an emailed, no fax, nothing.

And Samwich has already adopted 98 of you, and there is 6,000 left on the waiting list.

And he's working as fast again, but you know his previous legal challenges, it's an issue.

You guys have been here for Christmas.

Easter's coming up.

So if you could call your parents and just say, hey,

are we coming home soon?

But if not, we will file the complete adoption

and we'll adopt all of you, because we love you so.

We're going to have to get some more honey-baked hams.

Oh, we're running low guys and can peas.

I hate Easter food, but that's another story for another time.

Anyways, welcome back to the podcast. Thanks for joining us this week.

We just got back.

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